1. i let the dogs out. it was me. 13

2. the world ain't ending son, my yogurt expires in 2013 11

3. my real name is fat patricia.. 11

4. i was the one who farted in the elevator 11

5. i shot the sheriff 10

6. ¡ts better to say 'god ¡s love' than 'love ¡s god' :d 10

7. ¡ don't know what makes blood so beautiful, actually 'm confused:) ¡s ¡t the color - 9

8. not a matter of love failure. . . but fallen in love with failures... 2b continued, soon. . . ,|m| 8

9. ¡t hurts me more when ¡ hurt somebody, w¡th no ¡ntent¡on to hurt'em 7

10. it's the end of the world as we know it and i feel fine 7

11. ?'wak¡ng up' ¡s all ¡ dream when 'm asleep.... 6

12. thanks for thos guns,,, but , miss u osama! 5

13. i drew all over your face when you passed out 5

14. i fart right before i get out my car so valet can smell it when they get in. 4

15. ?:)don't take me wrong but love is the poetry of the senses, :|sometyms by the senses:).. 4

16. we sometyms jus travel less, n those roads r traveled less for some reasons... 3

17. waldo is in my basement locked up, you'll never find him 3

18. sometimes i pretend i'm choking to death... just to get a hug. =( 2